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Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

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181 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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153 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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139 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

#12992110
108 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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On 05/26/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

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112 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 7:01am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

#10733187
88 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm - health - by Dandruff - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

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92 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by cheekymac - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

#13469252
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On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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78 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)



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