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Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28085) - you deserved it (10843)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26764) - you deserved it (4769)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade. I had worked extremely hard in that class. I had one submission for the test. My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

#6230724
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39002) - you deserved it (2996)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm - work - by Failure (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

#6992051
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7601) - you deserved it (24297)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

#6517359
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37098) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:52pm - love - by violet (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I decide to take a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken. Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk and decided to swap it with expired chicken broth. FML

#6689235
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9620) - you deserved it (39281)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

#6774546
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11101) - you deserved it (25292)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by babyfatt - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

#14035963
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7980) - you deserved it (25935)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

#13762252
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34010) - you deserved it (3780)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

#13167469
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34240) - you deserved it (3833)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

#14200955
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7390) - you deserved it (34835)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML

#13319257
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10126) - you deserved it (33683)

On 10/04/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by kat101 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

#14357167
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (5402)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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