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Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

#14554421
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (3741)

On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

#14740703
116 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (3650)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
25 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML

#14754857
43 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by blind (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

#14878575
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22288) - you deserved it (5646)

On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
71 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

#17017603
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (4070)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (1873)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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