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Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13813) - you deserved it (10666)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML

#16328012
110 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
112 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

#9181946
51 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

#12280624
153 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

#9093072
33 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

#12992110
108 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

#10788025
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On 05/26/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

#10733187
88 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm - health - by Dandruff - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

#12999692
79 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

#11078150
92 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by cheekymac - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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