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Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

#14878575
41 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
71 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852
53 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
79 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

#20147554
182 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
206 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
76 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

#20086342
86 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 6:48am - work - by NoMoney4Me (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

#19615076
148 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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