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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 6:23am - work - by Dope - United States (New York)
Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 4:36am - misc - by starstruck (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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