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Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

#13372980
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10016) - you deserved it (29125)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

#13469252
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10793) - you deserved it (23097)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

#14740703
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20268) - you deserved it (4000)

On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (9726)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

#9697078
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33112) - you deserved it (2402)

On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML

#14754857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11235) - you deserved it (26386)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by blind (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23237) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

#14878575
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22206) - you deserved it (5639)

On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10688) - you deserved it (30261)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23570) - you deserved it (2337)

On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (29068)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24699) - you deserved it (3042)

On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24760) - you deserved it (5061)

On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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