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Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10152) - you deserved it (29318)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18391) - you deserved it (6878)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

#17017603
65 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
138 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (2411)

On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

#9544188
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (7049)

On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19746) - you deserved it (1593)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20127) - you deserved it (4023)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML

#19573690
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (2699)

On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

#16829540
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24911) - you deserved it (2898)

On 06/24/2011 at 3:17am - health - by John (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

#18494919
160 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22707) - you deserved it (1819)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -



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