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Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML

#8597104
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19362) - you deserved it (4053)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

#8634808
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24642) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML

#8774355
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21986) - you deserved it (4822)

On 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm - love - by lonelyashell (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML

#8279191
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21689) - you deserved it (13417)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML

#16328012
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (7611)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

#9181946
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23128) - you deserved it (3861)

On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

#9093072
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24089) - you deserved it (4438)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22841) - you deserved it (1767)

On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

#16437933
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (4838)

On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

#12472687
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (4068)

On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

#10733187
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24810) - you deserved it (6258)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm - health - by Dandruff - Sent from mobile version

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

#11559834
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21732) - you deserved it (13019)

On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)



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