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Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

#13372980
55 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

#15043066
65 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:23pm - work - by Brendan - Canada

Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML

#15164209
240 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 4:08pm - love - by Distraught (woman) - Reserved

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

#16262012
103 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
25 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

#15841509
141 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

#15421054
45 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

#16176311
61 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:17pm - misc - by ihatelife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

#19109454
88 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML

#16042714
64 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 9:47am - work - by lottielondon (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)



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