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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
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On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)
Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 5:21pm - work - by wowzers0889 - United States (New York)
Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm - money - by asparagus piss (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
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Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning and interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States
Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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