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Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

#7108098
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (5557)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

#7117686
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5730) - you deserved it (27180)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by halien1982 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML

#8840296
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (2165)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)

Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML

#8713429
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7355) - you deserved it (23690)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:16am - money - by komp6390 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

#8557720
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (2986)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

#8250617
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19575) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

#8230215
85 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (17674)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

#8716792
142 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

#8859688
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17408) - you deserved it (3959)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

#12149322
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11514) - you deserved it (24272)

On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

#9093072
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20451) - you deserved it (4067)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

#10779349
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (1970)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)



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