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TADAY I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO A PHONE MESSAGE I'D RECEIVD . I WAS EXCITD BECAUSE I'D BEEN WAITING FIR THE COACHE TO CALL ME BACK FIR TRYOUT FIR A WEEK NOW . TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO LISTEN TO IT , I ENDD UP DELETING IT . MEGA FML
Taday I checked over mah notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study 4 the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted... I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
TODAY, MY GARAGE WAS FLOODED. EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. MY GARAGE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY STUDY, IN WHICH MY ENTIRE ART COURSEWORK WAS DRYING. MY EXAM IS TOMORROW AND ALL I HAVE TO HAND IN IS A PILE OF MUSHY PAPER. FML
Today, I vacuumd mah car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayd some air freshener. The chosen smell was ( new car ). I think they mislabeld it, as mah car now smells lyk urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
today to keep mah phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of mah pocket so I could puttd it in mah bag. Just as I pulld it out, a woman ran into me, knocking mah phone to the ground an breaking the screen. FML
Friday 27 March 2015