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Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
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I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (2311)

On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8876) - you deserved it (28350)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24270) - you deserved it (4999)

On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

#17870431
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23027) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25420) - you deserved it (6338)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

#17366329
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10957) - you deserved it (47037)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24679) - you deserved it (2376)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

#20147554
182 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (16850)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

#18772974
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (2025)

On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20322) - you deserved it (2016)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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