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Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by ouch - United States
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 3:21pm - misc - by copenhagen20 - United States (Armed Forces Africa)
Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by bdavis - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by knews - United States (Missouri)
Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 2:17am - work - by Username -
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 12:32am - animals - by krushr (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by raiyne -
Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it; I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by kylie b -
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:58am - misc - by ohhhjaymo13 - United States
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
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On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)
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