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Today, te maintenance man 'fixed a leak in ma apartment by flooding te place. FML

#15744069
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

TADAY I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO A PHONE MESSAGE I'D RECEIVD . I WAS EXCITD BECAUSE I'D BEEN WAITING FIR THE COACHE TO CALL ME BACK FIR TRYOUT FIR A WEEK NOW . TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO LISTEN TO IT , I ENDD UP DELETING IT . MEGA FML

#16176311
61 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:17pm - misc - by ihatelife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I checked over mah notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study 4 the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted... I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

#19109454
88 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, MY GARAGE WAS FLOODED. EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. MY GARAGE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY STUDY, IN WHICH MY ENTIRE ART COURSEWORK WAS DRYING. MY EXAM IS TOMORROW AND ALL I HAVE TO HAND IN IS A PILE OF MUSHY PAPER. FML

#16042714
64 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 9:47am - work - by lottielondon (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I went mud wrestling fir te frst time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up... I realized tat my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. big fat FML

#17366329
80 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I vacuumd mah car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayd some air freshener. The chosen smell was ( new car ). I think they mislabeld it, as mah car now smells lyk urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

#19201206
101 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 5:19am - misc - by Urinal Fresh - Australia (New South Wales)

today to keep mah phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of mah pocket so I could puttd it in mah bag. Just as I pulld it out, a woman ran into me, knocking mah phone to the ground an breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

2day mah roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces which she'd left on the kitchen counter fir me to find. FML

#18772974
123 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight , in the nicest dress I own , after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

#18474443
96 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)

2day I was about to drive out looool of a parking lot. Te space in front of me was empty , so I figured I could drive forward. I'd not noticed tat tere was a median in front , and car got stuck. FML

#17508471
87 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Lousydriver (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I movd into a lovely basement suite . Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin . She also plays baritone . looool She said she alternates each day . FML

#18278500
110 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by guest - Canada

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain!! I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room!! FML

#19952787
56 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:06am - health - by tm - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I let mah imbecile of a brother borrow mah car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

#19821564
86 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States



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