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Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 3:12am - work - by BadKitty42 (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home. Being unfamiliar with the driveway, I ended up getting bogged in the mud and slid halfway down the steep slope of the front yard, trying free myself. I haven't met my neighbours yet. They stood in their front lawns watching me. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by jaded_woman (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 12:26am - health - by ouchie (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States
Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - money - by arirx12 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by kel - United States (California)
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by bender (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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