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Yesterday, I went to the military base to save $10 on a harcut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blockd mah view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a harcut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix mah car. FML

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossd it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realizd I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. real FML

#6372164
50 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by gravycoveredblackberry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commentd than my lips lookd dry an crackly an gave me her chapstick with aloe to puttd on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe an my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

#6719258
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On 12/12/2009 at 4:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... I WALKED INTO A LIQUOR STORE AND TOUGT ABOUT INQUIRING FOR A JOB APPLICATION. AFTER SEIENG TE CASIER... I TOUGT ABOUT INQUIRING IF SE WAS SINGLE. AFTER ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING TREE BOTTLES OF LIQUOR... I DIDN'T DO EITER. I LEFT TE STORE... STILL SINGLE AND UNEMPLOYED. FML

#6461044
37 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Cup_of___ - United States (Virginia)

Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with mah boyfriend of 2 yeres, I putted on an old pair of boxers I still have fromhen I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him an doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#6908981
65 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by everybodysfool (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I looked outside an I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, an this time I left the window open. FML

#7016901
76 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by FMLimsomad (man) - United States

Today, I Woke Up And Realized I Have Experienced My First "nocturnal Emission". I Am A 24 Year Old Maleho Has Been Married 4 3 Months. Guessho Isn't Getting Any. FML

#7025515
66 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I putted my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML

#7386415
119 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 9:35pm - misc - by VeeDubDisaster (woman) - United States (Colorado)

I was wit ma friends at Burger King. Wile we were eating, I placed ma cellpone on te tray, not realising tat I'd left it tere until after I emptied ma tray into te bin. Wen I got it out of te tras, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

#7360407
57 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by stephiexbabexx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in class an noticed tat it smelled strongly of cat urine!! I smelled ma soulder an realized tat ma cat ad peed on ma sweater!! I ad six ours of classes left, an te smell ad permeated ma sirt!! FML

#8094791
228 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday while I was painting, my little nephew cummed in and started watching me!! I left to clean my brushes!! When I cummed back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow!! It took me 5 hours to clean it up!! FML

#8205251
79 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by ositsranielle - United States (Tennessee)

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the ( close-door ) button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

#7253458
42 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

Today after my first flight landed late I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed fir 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next tohere I had originally pulled up to. mega FML

#8501700
49 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by mad flyer - Sent from mobile version



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