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Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

#6325970
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35820) - you deserved it (2265)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#6676625
30 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Violated (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

#7075240
109 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML

#7297645
82 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 10:08am - work - by Colormered - France

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

#15089569
129 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

#15195848
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37060) - you deserved it (3666)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

#16053522
114 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

#17498431
107 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by howtragic - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

#18097198
93 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 4:25pm - love - by Annoyed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
102 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

#19615076
149 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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