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Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)
Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States
Today, I got demoted at my job. Instead of working with patients, they want me to *file*. Thing is, I'm a VOLUNTEER! I work for them for free. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by wasted_life - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Colleen - United States (Florida)
Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got a text from my roommate asking me if it was cool that my ex was coming over to console him because he's sick. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by dammed - United States (New York)
Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - misc - by ByronJess - United States
Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Monday 17 June 2013
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