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Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

by Ineedjustice03 / 03/25/2011 at 7:55am / Singapore / Money

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

by dumped / 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 11:47am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

by anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm / United States / Work

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

by tammylauraine / 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm / United States / Work

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

by deewe / 05/13/2012 at 2:06am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

by shalara / 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

by HazzaBoo / 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to give blood for the first time in my life. As an 18-year-old, 5'1", 110lb woman, I guess I shouldn't have been allowed there, much less permitted to leave the room to get some food. I ended up passing out in the middle of the dining hall. FML

Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML

by spandexwiener / 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

by Prae / 10/01/2012 at 1:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous