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Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 6:24pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that the drainage hose connected to the garbage disposal was left unplugged. I have been running the disposal every day, and now have decomposing food trimmings inside my kitchen sink's cabinet. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by iHome (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by Kaganate (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out I have a job interview coming up. For the job I'm currently doing and have been for the last nine months. My manager told me not to expect too much. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 2:56am - work - by innuendom - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
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On 05/30/2010 at 12:53pm - animals - by Alexander (man) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:03am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Jesse from - United States
Today, I got my car back from the shop. The engine has been rebuilt twice in the past 3 months. My check engine light just came on. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by IHateMyJob - United States
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by whirlednews - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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