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Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

#8382778
66 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by noosher0990 -

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

#13976470
99 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 4:01pm - misc - by El Camino (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

#14070923
112 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

#8922378
356 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

#13971159
182 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

#17743700
102 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML

#17482360
131 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

#20008267
78 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414
58 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
78 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

#18067160
60 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

#19793138
84 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by shalara (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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