Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Choose a category

Agreed | Deserved | Commented | Favorited

Choose the period

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML

#8279191
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19222) - you deserved it (12180)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

#8814971
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11485) - you deserved it (9970)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26002) - you deserved it (2605)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

#9181946
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18028) - you deserved it (2951)

On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

#12280624
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23270) - you deserved it (11068)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

#12992110
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15942) - you deserved it (19600)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

#9105957
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4549) - you deserved it (21594)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm - misc - by katharine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

#10788025
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (2466)

On 05/26/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

#10733187
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21928) - you deserved it (5926)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm - health - by Dandruff - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

#10446068
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5947) - you deserved it (45292)

On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

#11078150
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25386) - you deserved it (4659)

On 06/09/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by cheekymac - United Kingdom (Manchester)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: