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Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
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On 03/22/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by XoxoChula - United States
Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 2:42pm - animals - by DommeAshlee - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)
Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by couch_potato (man) -
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it is my birthday. Since my parents are in the middle of a divorce, my mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts my dad got for me in the fireplace. FML
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On 04/07/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by child of a crazed women (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 4:28am - misc - by whathehell (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
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On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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