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Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML

#7397995
36 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by russty (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML

#7351038
93 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by RyanSmithN (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

#8741941
124 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:30am - animals - by mav3rick91 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

#8331359
92 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 4:37am - money - by troyrm85 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

#8653612
120 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

#8074818
139 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored at work that I put a zip tie on my finger just for the excitement of trying to get it off. FML

#8880583
108 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (4813)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

#13292359
52 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)

Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

#8622338
92 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

#8580880
53 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

#8861127
71 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

#12715799
59 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 3:25am - misc - by lostvideo - Israel (Yerushalayim)



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