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Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by gmd05 (woman) - United States
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by yeah - United States
Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
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On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by sketchball (man) - United States
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 2:41am - kids - by shadowreaper101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML
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Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States
Friday 24 May 2013
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