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Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

#19014850
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (2039)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

#20093311
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18923) - you deserved it (2014)

On 09/29/2012 at 7:16am - love - by kfenton - United States

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

#19201206
102 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 5:19am - misc - by Urinal Fresh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my company is paying more for hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive for my entire year long internship. FML

#17579253
69 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:55pm - work - by OfficeSlave (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

#17678735
34 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

#18560228
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22463) - you deserved it (2011)

On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

#18474443
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (2843)

On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I'd not noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML

#17508471
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7418) - you deserved it (26545)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Lousydriver (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

#18278500
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (2626)

On 11/18/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by guest - Canada

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

#18295282
100 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by NoThanksGrandma (woman) -

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

#19952787
56 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:06am - health - by tm - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

#20058690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8616) - you deserved it (32100)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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