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Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. He asked me what had brought me there, so I said I needed to get over some issues. He told me to close my eyes and visualize myself constructing a bridge. I paid to get told to build a bridge in my mind's eye. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 7:54pm - health - by fml - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 3:47am - misc - by Sophie (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 3:26pm - kids - by Lorena - United States (Hawaii)
Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:40pm - money - by exalia (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by gmd05 (woman) - United States
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by yeah - United States
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