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Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

#56080
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12437) - you deserved it (40151)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

#5690935
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39222) - you deserved it (6574)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

#5410009
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9783) - you deserved it (45665)

On 09/22/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by georgiana072 (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

#5395665
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48100) - you deserved it (6884)

On 09/21/2009 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML

#4477609
140 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Lasko (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

#4994251
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22756) - you deserved it (8449)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Mdrk783 (man) - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

#7027797
90 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

#13976470
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (4877)

On 11/25/2010 at 4:01pm - misc - by El Camino (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML

#13842937
19 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 5:26pm - money - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my ballet teacher decided to tell us, in detail, about the nasty staph infection she has on her boob. The whole time, she was scratching it. FML

#13895610
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/19/2010 at 1:07am - health - by fightingkittens (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7632) - you deserved it (57885)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

#13708556
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27388) - you deserved it (16044)

On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

#17837331
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (4501)

On 09/26/2011 at 3:26am - misc - by Nudge23 - Australia



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