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Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - misc - by ByronJess - United States
Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by loveless (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took the family to the Rainforest Café. There was no parking and I detest paying $12 for valet parking. I parked at Wal-Greens across the street in the only spot without a "patrons only, violators will be towed" sign. It was covered by the tree branches. It cost me $225 for the cab and fine. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 1:24am - money - by fme (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, after failing my Ls twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mums car into an old ladys fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 6:43am - intimacy - by fuzzy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Charlie8u347 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by apple (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:26am - intimacy - by 1378 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - misc - by GymnasticsQueen (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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