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Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, I was late for work and took a taxi. The driver tells me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listen to him for 20mins, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charges me £5.80 and my boss gives me a warning for being late. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 2:27am - work - by hapless - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 9:23am - love - by Trash - Sent from mobile version
Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)
Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 3:57pm - kids - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out I'm on wage garnishment because my mother, who took out a student loan for me back in '05, didn't pay off the $2015 owed when she said she would. I got screwed over financially because of her. FML
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On 09/17/2009 at 5:32am - money - by MochiMomoChan (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by stonesober (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lame (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by homeless4Christmas (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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