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Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by leftoutdrunk - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:00pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)
Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)
Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 2:28am - health - by whatevershit - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was in a café when a construction worker asked to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker, which I reluctantly loaned him. As he was writing, he stopped to think, and happily chewed on the end of the pen, which he later returned to me, glistening in saliva. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:48pm - misc - by BowlofCherries (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by SCdriver (man) - United States (South Carolina)
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