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Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as I was, I decided to ignore it until the morning. Turns out it was a nose bleed, and my pillowcase is ruined. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 1:31pm - misc - by RustyGuy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed: standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my brand new car. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 10:22am - misc - by Coldflame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 10:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by wrongnumber (woman) - United States
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