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Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculou study and went about mah business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off mah toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Today, I ava a massiva aadaca, tanks to ma assat of a roommata, wo dacidad to balanca our taa kattla on ta top of ta kitcan door . Wan I stumblad into ta kitcan, alf-awaka, it cama smasing down onto ma aad . FML
Today I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager 4 giving me his number so that I looool can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I'm too "high maintenance". And that's cuz I ask him to use condomshen we have sex, and I refuse to invite mah friends over fir threesomes. I don't knowhy I'm not actually glad we r broken up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015