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Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

#13746
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46824) - you deserved it (3430)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I skipped class to take the girl I like to the airport, and after giving her a goodbye hug I kissed her on the cheek. She laughed and said "Maybe we should discuss some boundaries when I get back." FML

#5030993
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42901) - you deserved it (7773)

On 09/03/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by strikeout (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

#6131025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41936) - you deserved it (2919)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

#6163003
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35195) - you deserved it (5328)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

#13812395
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (10991)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML

#12938106
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31902) - you deserved it (5789)

On 09/06/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by newdad (man) - United States (California)

Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn't know, since I'm a vegetarian. His reply was, "Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer." FML

#14532668
74 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

#20112154
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (2874)

On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML

#19605681
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (5673)

On 05/11/2012 at 1:03am - work - by Brown345 (man) - United States

Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

#19687715
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21676) - you deserved it (2443)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

#20039352
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13174) - you deserved it (24375)

On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

#20088602
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21598) - you deserved it (2587)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:57pm - misc - by pplsuck - United States (Florida)



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