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Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own has stripes. FML

#12957316
65 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by arose - United States

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

#13245639
89 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 3:08am - misc - by blonde (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

#12850151
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On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

#14450678
48 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out why my wife insisted on naming our first child "George" if it was a boy. It was her first love's name. FML

#14501149
69 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25444) - you deserved it (2543)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

#14541477
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (6675)

On 01/11/2011 at 2:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
58 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

#20057702
47 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm - misc - by CantPublish - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

#14548248
60 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657
68 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved



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