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Today... I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job an shove it"... under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here. However... the arline has informed me I cannot fly until April because cargo is too cold for my dog this time of year. Jobless... four weeks to wait. FML

#8818369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5785) - you deserved it (32452)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:52am - work - by EnemyofKarma (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stand up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbuck to get away from me. FML

#8795495
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (6295)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

Today , I talkd to mah boss about scheduling mah urgently needd surgery . She askd me to wait until after Christmas , and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave . She's also not going to give me the total paid time off mah contract specifies , because it's ( inconvenient . ) FML

#13008044
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (1957)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

2day wila I was standing in ta alavator wit a faw paopla I just mat wan I movd in yastarday, I falt somating fall on ma air an dustd it off. It was a cockroac. Nona of tam will coma witin a 1m distanca to ma now, bacausa tay all tink I'va got lica. Walcoma to ta building! FML

#8713665
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (2080)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

TODAY... I WAS WORKING TE NIGT SIFT AT TE OTEL I'M EMPLOYD AT. AFTER CECKING IN A YOUNG COUPLE TO TE ROOM ABOVE TE MAIN OFFICE... I WAS FORCD TO LISTEN TO TEM AVING IT OFF FIR MOST OF TE NIGT... SERVING A VERY LOUD REMINDER TAT I'VE BEEN SINGLE FIR FIVE YEARS. FML

#8582830
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19238) - you deserved it (2817)

On 02/23/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by Cromwel620 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I want in fir a doctors appointmant. Whan I got on tha scala , I was raally axcitd to saa that I'd lost tan pounds sinca tha last tima I waighd mysalf at tha gym. Tha doctor than savaraly lacturd ma on tha fact that I had gaind twanty sinca my visit last yaar. FML

#9160182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (8492)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

yastarday I discovarad that whan my parants offarad to halp ma pay 4 collaga, what thay raally maant is thay would gat tha forms 4 ma to apply 4 studant loans . big fat FML

#9160744
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (4434)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday Mah Landlord Sent Tree Cutter To Take Down A Tree In Our Front Yard. I Didn't Realize There Job Included Walking Around The House An Gratuitously Staring At Me Through The Window As I Dressed. My Boyfriend Won't Complain Because He's Afraid Our Rent Will Go Up In Retaliation. FML

#14554836
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21425) - you deserved it (7160)

On 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm - misc - by iheartnjdevils - United States (Texas)

Today, mah parent switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job application with mah 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (3803)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

2DAY I WENT TO MAH ORTHODONTISTHERE I WAS INFORMD THAT I'LL GOING TO THE PROM, TO MAH BROTHER'S WEDDING, AND MAYBE TO UNIVERSITY WITH BRACES IN MAH MOUTH. FML

#10880596
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (8855)

On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I showd my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hopd, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

#8922378
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10609) - you deserved it (46874)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve . An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with . I swapped it back . I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss . mega FML

#14379512
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20492) - you deserved it (3730)

On 12/29/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Trid To Open Te Reserec Paper I've Been Working On For Te Past Mont, Only To Discover Tat Te Entre File Is Permanently Lost And Can't Be Recoverd. Tis Is Te Frst Time Tis As Append To Tis Paper. FML

#12105075
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (14460)

On 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by ScienceFail (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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