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Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

#13340119
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (7527)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:31am - love - by fireman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
153 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (4138)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

#13259965
63 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by strandedguest (woman) - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7053) - you deserved it (46576)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

#13245639
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23367) - you deserved it (5834)

On 09/29/2010 at 3:08am - misc - by blonde (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

#13304586
73 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 2:34pm - money - by Ginger - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

#14809885
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24258) - you deserved it (3890)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (4088)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25773) - you deserved it (2564)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

#14497096
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (37693)

On 01/07/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by ouchieouch (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18592) - you deserved it (6370)

On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24574) - you deserved it (3607)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)



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