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Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 10:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by wrongnumber (woman) - United States
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 1:22pm - work - by mandapanda (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 1:54pm - work - by peachesthepigeon (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States
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