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Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)
Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
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On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
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