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Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by fuckingjesusgran (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)
Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML
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On 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm - love - by SariLone (woman) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 3:57am - health - by blabla - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by EpicFail - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Erin - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 5:32am - misc - by lamesauce (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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