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Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

#13482616
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10038) - you deserved it (20521)

On 10/17/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by baddoggy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

#14379512
32 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

#13446090
114 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by Casey - United States (California)

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

#12867561
100 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
153 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

#13162058
47 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27837) - you deserved it (4150)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I am severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

#10547864
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14086) - you deserved it (32195)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by prettybich - United States (New York)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
107 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

#14786523
35 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by kkkk -

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2571)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

#14809738
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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