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Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
109 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

#13259965
63 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by strandedguest (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

#13304586
72 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 2:34pm - money - by Ginger - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

#14809885
88 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
74 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

#14497096
48 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by ouchieouch (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

#16262012
103 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

#15289353
36 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by Rawrssa (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

#15500531
86 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

#19497404
176 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

#15943696
136 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -



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