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Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States
Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML
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Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
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On 04/19/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Koubz (man) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 7:16am - love - by kfenton - United States
Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
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