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Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

#7908561
108 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

#12820970
173 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

#13274150
92 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by DepressedKid - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245
55 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

#13086565
109 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

#14202172
95 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

#13152336
75 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
44 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML

#18094107
103 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20166) - you deserved it (4816)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

#18778182
59 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

#19214388
64 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 2:36pm - health - by breebree-0 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

#17574598
41 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 1:29am - work - by badluckantonio - Canada (Ontario)



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