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Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by yawning - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -
Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States
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