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Today.. . I went over to mah boyfriend's house to break up with him . After I left his house.. . I realized that mah cell phone had fallen out of mah pocket and onto his couch...here I had forgotten it . big fat FML

My Roommateho Stays Out Til 4 Or 5 In The Morning Each Night Got Her Key To The Dorm Fixd. I've Been Having To Stay Up Nightly To Let Her In (my Normal Bedtime Being 12:00) How'd They Fix It? Turns Out It Was Never Broken She Was Just Putting The Key In The Slot Wrong. FML

#13313865
67 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by megmo7 - United States

Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and tha nicast day of tha yaar so far. I'm spanding it in tha bathroom, puking up tha sushi I'd aatan last night. Tha luck of tha Irish can't halp ma on this ona. FML

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133 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:15pm - health - by patrick - United States

Today, I was home alone, an I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

#11529694
111 comments

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On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)

Taday While At The Dog Park, I Suddenly Had To Use The Bathroom Really Badly . Since There Weren't Any Facilities Nereby, I Decided To Go Behind A Tree And Relieve Myself There . While Doing This, Two Other Owners, One That's In My Math Class, Noticed Me, Regardless Of Me Hiding . She Definitely Saw Everything . School Will Be Fun Tomorrow . Real FML

#9001360
116 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

2day I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

#12430167
104 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I Went To Pick Up Mah Dog From The Vet After She Had Surgery. I Somehow Managed To Lock Mah Keys, Mah Purse, An Mah Dog In The Car. FML

#13482616
55 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by baddoggy (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that mah wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

#13443862
77 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

#13446090
114 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by Casey - United States (California)

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

#11088527
100 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Caitlin - United States (North Dakota)

Yesterday..!! after finally getting up the nerve to take mah motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway..!! I made it off in one piece..!! only to fall off mah bike in the mall parking lot!! mega FML

#12867561
100 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I lerened that you looool don't putted yur diamond earrings on over yur bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
153 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked lyk it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant . The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog . FML

#13162058
47 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)



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