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Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying the make chitchat, he says "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 5:15am - misc - by livvlynette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States
Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by murphx3x (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:51am - money - by Fridaythe12th (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
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On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States
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