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Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 2:41pm - misc - by dpod121 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)
Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:16am - money - by komp6390 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by noosher0990 -
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States
Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)
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