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Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

#2105254
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38049) - you deserved it (23741)

On 05/20/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

#2983603
85 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

#1973395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33904) - you deserved it (17284)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:11am - animals - by FishStampede - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was at my friends house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

#2714754
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39601) - you deserved it (6946)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

#3143801
89 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by stew (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

#4222573
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52228) - you deserved it (5693)

On 08/02/2009 at 2:11am - love - by Devin (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

#674339
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73068) - you deserved it (2918)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by murphslaw (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

#4677872
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44946) - you deserved it (2884)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my very traditional parents told me that I should start a savings account for my marriage. I told them that I wouldn't get married until much later because I don't even have a boyfriend yet. They said, "Don't worry we already found a boy for you." FML

#6527695
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (3588)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML

#8665468
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13000) - you deserved it (28095)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

#8080103
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (7971)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

#8882975
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29131) - you deserved it (3642)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:21am - love - by me - United States (Oregon)

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33303) - you deserved it (6734)

On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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