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Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

#11529694
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8100) - you deserved it (20759)

On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

#10880596
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24455) - you deserved it (8437)

On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

#13443862
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (6265)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

#14379512
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19168) - you deserved it (3612)

On 12/29/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried to open the research paper I've been working on for the past month, only to discover that the entire file is permanently lost and can't be recovered. This is not the first time this has happened to this paper. FML

#12105075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21769) - you deserved it (13453)

On 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by ScienceFail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

#13340119
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (7211)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:31am - love - by fireman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7223) - you deserved it (28729)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (3997)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

#13259965
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (2346)

On 09/30/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by strandedguest (woman) - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

#13270090
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19117) - you deserved it (2358)

On 09/30/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

#13304586
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21208) - you deserved it (3235)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:34pm - money - by Ginger - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

#14809885
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22958) - you deserved it (3776)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (3680)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)



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