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Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML

#12057
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7511) - you deserved it (15802)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:40pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

#6629276
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6062) - you deserved it (25015)

On 12/06/2009 at 2:43am - money - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML

#4712863
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24502) - you deserved it (1899)

On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to meet with my landlord to organise when he was coming to look at my flat and decide whether I get my deposit back. In the time it took to see him, my friend drank a bottle of vodka and vomited all over my room and knocked the window through. My landlord is coming in the morning. FML

#4941541
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (4365)

On 08/30/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Robbins (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

#5121769
48 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML

#5860087
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19956) - you deserved it (1426)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

#6485720
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24667) - you deserved it (6699)

On 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm - love - by lonelyguy (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

#6689873
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5405) - you deserved it (23434)

On 12/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by nofinal (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking through the bar area of the restaurant I work at and fell on my ass. Customers complained to my manager that I shouldn't be drinking on the job. FML

#6688829
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (1781)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:14am - love - by Melinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

#7097742
45 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 2:08am - health - by couturier - Sent from mobile version

Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML

#6960951
36 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:34pm - work - by Humbug (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

#7095154
51 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:33am - work - by JSterl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

#6809461
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18583) - you deserved it (3852)

On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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