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Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States
Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by blind (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)
Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)
Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:17am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -
Today, my mother offered to pay for my tickets to go see my girlfriend who I haven't seen for 6 months. She was happy to pay for the £130 flight, but then refused half way through the purchase because she wasn't going to "let the buggers charge £13 extra" for using her credit card. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by Grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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