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Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27328) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
134 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
138 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

#18279451
63 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 5:49am - misc - by Etyl (woman) - Indonesia (Jawa Tengah)

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

#19501133
111 comments

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On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, I finally turned 21 so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I decided to order a drink. She replied with, "No problem, kiddo." FML

#19810432
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22225) - you deserved it (6313)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:28am - misc - by DerrickUhl - United States (California)

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
88 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

#19743960
60 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

#18682352
69 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

#18734137
185 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 9:07am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

#20112154
110 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18577) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada



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