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Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm - misc - by katharine (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by Rollymouth - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States
Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:01am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm - health - by Dandruff - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML
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On 06/09/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by cheekymac - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)
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