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Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

#9111190
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8749) - you deserved it (25253)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

#10705425
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On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
95 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (7296)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (2004)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29065) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

#19269481
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2231)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML

#20104336
92 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't know what's worse, her constant complaining and slob like tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23193) - you deserved it (1930)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

#20165112
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17062) - you deserved it (9672)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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