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Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)
Today, I bought a toilet paper roll bundle from Costco along with my other bagged goods. I got home and went to go #2 and after I had already begun I realized the bagger hadn't placed the toilet paper in my cart. It was still at Costco. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by id3379 - United States (California)
Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Gearhead369 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, it was our wedding anniversary. My husband takes me and our young son to a family-style chain restaurant. Hoping for a little romance, I ask him what he's excited about in our future, and he says how we shouldn't eat out like this anymore so we can afford to pay our income taxes. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by frenchfrypotater (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 11:35pm - money - by drstrnj (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by gravycoveredblackberry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 6:13am - work - by okaythen6 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States
Today, I woke up and realized I have experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I am a 24 year old male who has been married for 3 months. Guess who isn't getting any. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 6:20am - work - by Barstaff (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
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