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Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML

#15185285
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (15182)

On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML

#17398491
139 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:37pm - work - by Kris - China

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

#16067039
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35170) - you deserved it (3418)

On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

#17654474
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (2691)

On 09/03/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by itsgonnabealongnight... (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

#15691728
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26460) - you deserved it (3813)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25267) - you deserved it (3520)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

#16523437
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (3188)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (2857)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631
137 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

#19621354
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8327) - you deserved it (19492)

On 05/14/2012 at 8:40am - misc - by foreverDark - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

#16314169
97 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm - health - by Catherine - United States (Georgia)

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7334) - you deserved it (21882)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27654) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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