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Today , I applid 4 job,hile working at job. I hope they hire me.

#9171908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21510) - you deserved it (5403)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING TO MY CAR THROUGH THE SNOW, I NOTICED THE SUNROOF WAS OPEN AN 2 FEET OF SNOW HAD POURED IN . ANGRY, I OPENED THE DOOR TO START CLEANING . THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED ALL THE WILDLIFE THAT HAD TAKEN REFUGE INSIDE FROM THE COLD . NOT ONLY WERE MY SEAT CUSHIONS WET, THEY WERE TORN OPEN . FML

#9085698
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9015) - you deserved it (23025)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places u don't want to know. FML

#10511557
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19229) - you deserved it (10090)

On 05/13/2010 at 6:49pm - animals - by Alicia - United States (California)

Today , I posted a pic of mah prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night , the frst comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

#8929272
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (4426)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by yayaimannoying (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm getting laid off!! However, they're keeping mah coworkerho rarely shows up and sleeps all the timehen he's there!! FML

#14505511
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (2166)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passd two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decidd to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-endd the car in front of me. FML

#15333095
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8151) - you deserved it (50876)

On 03/16/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by dumbluck - United States

Taday I was supposd to prasant a spaach on diabatas. Tha grl who want frst chosa tha sama subjact, knowing I'm diabatic and that it was my topic. I want last, so I had to changa half of my spaach on tha spot. I soundd ignorant about my own illnass. maga FML

#13457118
94 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 9:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally quit my looool job aftar talking with a friand about making our own dasign/multimadia company!! Whila I was on my way to his housa, ha callad ma and told ma not to quit bacausa ha got an awasoma job offar and couldn't rafusa!! FML

#13157564
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (7190)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I maild out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realizd that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
52 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's sprits in their time of need"!! After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen!! FML

#14186958
24 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I REMOVED ALL MAH ONLINE DATING PROFILES !! APPARENTLY MAH EX-HUSBAND FINDS STALKING ME ONLINE PREFERABLE TO SPENDING TIME WITH HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND !! FML

#13270090
42 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I was working with looool some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realizd he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he waggd his vomit-coverd tail and hit me in the face. FML

#13123963
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, it was mah boyfriend's brthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

#12836034
51 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:46am - love - by kp - Australia (New South Wales)



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