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Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

#8992744
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (1621)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by er1133 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I am severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

#10547864
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11325) - you deserved it (28106)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by prettybich - United States (New York)

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

#13123963
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20301) - you deserved it (2532)

On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML

#13276180
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17185) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

#13439777
72 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

#14482028
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17894) - you deserved it (9467)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:34am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

#14824101
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (2802)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20710) - you deserved it (1566)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

#14786523
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25930) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by kkkk -

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

#14809738
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18179) - you deserved it (2435)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

#18459141
96 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (2854)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30047) - you deserved it (3053)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)



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