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Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML

#13457118
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (5789)

On 10/15/2010 at 9:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

#13157564
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12453) - you deserved it (28528)

On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

#8992744
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (1828)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by er1133 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

#13323289
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27212) - you deserved it (2200)

On 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm - misc - by Ro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

#12836034
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (4016)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:46am - love - by kp - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

#14630970
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21355) - you deserved it (3287)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

#17630821
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22117) - you deserved it (1615)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML

#15185285
97 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML

#17398491
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24281) - you deserved it (2356)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:37pm - work - by Kris - China

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

#17739609
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20857) - you deserved it (2954)

On 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm - misc - by ManinBlack (man) - Canada

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

#15526729
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27144) - you deserved it (3746)

On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)



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