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Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

#1678195
61 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
13 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

#62507
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34408) - you deserved it (8900)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML

#1214347
111 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

#3818838
82 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 12:02am - animals - by orangethonglover (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

#5825697
62 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML

#6439619
75 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 8:00pm - misc - by Oddity_C - United States (Florida)

Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line "There we go, that's your freebie." FML

#7406079
70 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by misshb (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

#7477467
146 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 4:40pm - kids - by nocatlover (man) - United States

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

#8653612
120 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

#8013959
168 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by Chrissy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

#13899111
112 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 11:54am - health - by SODbeatlesMCRlp (man) - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

#13188457
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27000) - you deserved it (2556)

On 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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