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Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I accidentally deleted my entire email inbox. Everything from the last 3 years. EV-ER-Y-THING. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by loserman - United States (California)
Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by buggedout (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out the presentation I've been looking forward to and preparing for months only has three people registered to attend. I'll be talking to an empty room for an hour. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 10:22am - misc - by kernelkat (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 10:22pm - money - by cande (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that the shower sponge I've been using for a while now is the very same sponge my friends used to wipe up my vomit when I was drunk. I have been exfoliating a puked on sponge for more than a month. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by Delicious (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of 2 years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by everybodysfool (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 12:13am - money - by Fml37 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)
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