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Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm - love - by lonelyashell (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)
Today, a guy at work told me to "relax dude", all day long. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)
Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 1:31am - love - by nomoresbfun (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States
Today, I had to sit and listen to the guy in the next cube brag to his wife about the promotion he just received. The promotion my boss told me last week that I was going to get. FML
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On 06/03/2010 at 11:45am - work - by Greg - United States
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by rainonmyparade (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 10:24am - health - by Rach (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
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