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Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing with her her three wild children. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML

#14851540
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (2885)

On 02/05/2011 at 11:33am - kids - by stressedandcrowded (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

#15185278
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (7601)

On 03/03/2011 at 9:21am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

#20016571
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18979) - you deserved it (10313)

On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29747) - you deserved it (4203)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29753) - you deserved it (3443)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

#18334066
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12028) - you deserved it (18263)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

#15526729
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27291) - you deserved it (3749)

On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

#16067039
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35255) - you deserved it (3420)

On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24626) - you deserved it (6879)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

#15788112
80 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631
137 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

#16529159
51 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

#16410234
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31287) - you deserved it (3373)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by kerdersty - Canada



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