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Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it didn't flush. FML

#1663
22 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML

#1823
24 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by JackAttack - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML

#2247
39 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
48 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accepted an internship in Chicago and finished my final exams. I decided to play some pick up basketball one last time before summer. Within 2 minutes I got undercut going for a rebound and shattered my knee cap into 3 pieces. My summer in Chicago will be spent in a full leg cast. FML

#1952667
41 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - health - by FourKnees (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

#582
17 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 12:56am - money - by Colin - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

#4751
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11535) - you deserved it (4962)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Embarrassed daughter.. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18354) - you deserved it (3581)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

#5444000
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (7736)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by b. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss' sink. FML

#5570126
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21766) - you deserved it (3248)

On 09/30/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by never_ending_hangover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML

#6652180
60 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 6:08pm - health - by Van (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML

#6038057
43 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML

#6719258
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18225) - you deserved it (1406)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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