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Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
87 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

#19743960
61 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

#20112154
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15372) - you deserved it (2132)

On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
161 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
106 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

#19335600
165 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4945) - you deserved it (14784)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

#19618008
176 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

Today, I made a Facebook status asking if anyone wanted to hang out. A couple hours later, I logged back in, only find the status with no likes and only one comment. The comment said "no-one." FML

#20093499
136 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 11:28am - misc - by Robert - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

#19720513
99 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

#19715623
73 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

#20096065
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (1378)

On 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm - love - by notgivingup (woman) - United States



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