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Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 12:19am - health - by NeedaNosePlug (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 8:06am - love - by Ima in Hungary (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Becoming a commuter. (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:02pm - misc - by al (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States
Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 6:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)
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