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Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 2:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML
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Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by monkeycannon7 - United States (Virginia)
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States
Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 5:49pm - misc - by Stormy - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I asked to change my major at the college I'm transferring to in the fall. Instead of letting me change my major, they withdrew my acceptance. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 5:34pm - misc - by transfer (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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