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Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

#16733710
45 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by me - United States (Colorado)

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

#19079186
109 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

#19319273
73 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 5:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
173 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

#16981482
27 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 1:34am - work - by worksucker - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

#18599124
52 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
71 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML

#18016241
94 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

#19349912
102 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
120 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19131) - you deserved it (2064)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)



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