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Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six yeres. FML
Today, Mah Boyfriend An I Were Play-wrestling On The Couch. I Got Thirsty, So I Got Up An Grabbd A Metal Water Bottle An Drank Out Of It. He Trid To Playfully Touch It An Spill Water On Me, But Instead Hit It Hard Enough To Where It Slammd Mah Mouth, Chippd Mah Tooth, An Cut Open Mah Lip. FML
Yesterday, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commission 4 the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015