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Today, my boyfriend of a month an I had sex 4 the frst time. We started in the shower an then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleephen I was on top. FML

#6991981
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (5343)

On 12/28/2009 at 11:58am - intimacy - by disapointed girl - United States (New York)

I got sent home from work 4 appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs . I suffer from severe hay fever,hich no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red an glassy eyes . FML

#7121915
62 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 5:59am - health - by nzkristy (woman) - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I decided to go to a strip club 4 the second Saturday in looool a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

#8502546
91 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I HAD TO BUY A WRIST SPLINT 4 MAH CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. NOT CUZ I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER OR SOME HOT SHOT WEB DESIGNER BUT CUZ I SPEND ALL OF MAH TIME PLAYING SOLITARE ON MAH LAPTOP. FML

#7984912
81 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, I woke up to fine my power was out!! After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school!! big fat FML

#10669832
61 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by Samuel (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out te ard way tat my boyfriend occasionally wets te bd . He's 25 and we're moving in togeter next mont . FML

#7998625
111 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six yeres. FML

#8700237
131 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my mum was saying se needs to gain weigt because se was underweigt according to er doctor. Se ten said se's going to eat lyk me in order to gain more weigt. FML

#8047035
75 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I got banned from my boyfriend's house fir being an ( insurance liability. ) FML

#8423454
81 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down the hallwayhen someone opend a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look lyk I have a thrd boob. FML

#9158160
173 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Boyfriend An I Were Play-wrestling On The Couch. I Got Thirsty, So I Got Up An Grabbd A Metal Water Bottle An Drank Out Of It. He Trid To Playfully Touch It An Spill Water On Me, But Instead Hit It Hard Enough To Where It Slammd Mah Mouth, Chippd Mah Tooth, An Cut Open Mah Lip. FML

#9179900
63 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commission 4 the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

#13170649
54 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including mah cable guy, that I'm moving back in with mah parents. fat FML

#12313320
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21630) - you deserved it (8864)

On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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