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Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States
Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm - work - by karmas a kunt (man) - United States
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States
Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by pinkfreak94 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML
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Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 5:31am - love - by alynna007 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Monday 17 June 2013
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